HURRY! HURRY! STEP RIGHT UP!
Come one, come all, to Clowndog Hot Dog Parlor and BUILD YOUR OWN HOT DOG.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, FEAST your EYES on our AMAZING array of toppings!
We have everything from your traditional fixings like Beef & Bean Chili, Chopped Green Chile, Sauerkraut, and Cheddar Cheese; to a veritable FREAKSHOW of toppings, heretofore never even CONSIDERED appropriate for decent, moral Hot Dogs! We're talking Fried Egg; we're talking Chopped Peanuts; we're talking Pineapple and Popcorn! Sautéed Spinach! Bleu Cheese!
Parents, cover your kiddos' ears, because I'm here to tell you that we offer over 50 different toppings to decorate your dog, AND WE WILL NOT JUDGE WHATEVER COMBINATION YOU DARE TO CHOOSE!
And don't forget our EXTRAORDINARY house-cut Fries! And our SENSATIONAL Corndogs, Cheese on a Stick, and Onion Rings (all three gluten-free)!
"But do you serve BEER?" you ask? And to that I answer, "YES, we do! And WINE, too!"
I mean, it's dang AMAZING!
ABQ NM 87108
OPEN EVERYDAY BUT TUESDAY 11 AM - 9 PM